It's been a long and hot day, and my pits is suffering and smell from all the activity today. I am really disgusted myself smelling like this.
But it can be taken care of, so I call my house slave over.
I tell him to smell both my pits, and decide who smells the most.
Surely he discover the more smelly one, so I tell him to get his tongue working. Clean all the sweat, and all the odor from my pits.
When he has had a last smell to make sure they are clean, I tell him to get lost!