Burp and spit for the loser

It is remarkable how many losers wants to smell my burps, and have me use them as a spittoon! The loser in front of me now, is not any different. So I start spitting in his hand, and he have to lick every piece. I burp in his nose, having him smell whatever comes from deep within. Then I start spitting in his mouth, just to make sure he swallow everything I give him..